Cotton Dingle Berries - So Attractive!!!!

The reason I am sharing this story with you, is because deep down you know that trying to be a prissy girl is way too hard.
Deep down we are all gross and disgusting.
This is also being sent to you because you know how I am and how things always happen to me for some reason.

To begin the story, let me give you a little history.
For the past two months, I have been losing weight. I have lost a total of 17 pounds as of 3-9-10 (not that I am bragging :) )

We are in the SWU Biggest Loser competition at work, and I am in third place overall. Not to mention, our department is beating all the other departments. Please try not to take offense Nikki and Tasha. So I am trying really hard to be the biggest loser. I am less than a tenth of percentage of winning.
So, I have decided to push myself extra hard this week.

Second of all, I would like to thank the good Lord above and my wonderful parents for giving me the most enduring traits a girl could possibly have. Thanks Mom and Dad!
I am naturally blessed by being hairy. I know, it is disgusting, but it is part of my life and I can't help it. I have some nice little back fuzz on my lower back. It is a true beauty trait - I know. Y'all don't have to let me know.

Enough of the history, now on to today's events :

Today, thanks to our wonderful volunteer trainer - Brittany (by the way she rocks!) - made us do about 45 minutes of hard leg and ab workout during lunch today.
It really kicked my butt. I was already sweating after the first excercise, but that was okay.

So, after this was over, I decided I would go running after work. I mean after all I am an overachiever. Bahahahaha!
So, I start running downtown Pickens. I was struggling, but I made it. I think I look okay too. I am in some black shorts, with a cute light blue Mountain Hardware rain jacket on w/a built in iPod holder. I also decided to wear a cute Maxfli baseball cap. I was rocking and running

I ran 2.4 miles outside in the cold and rain. I was really impressed considering after I worked out earlier in the day.

I came in to take a shower, and this is when reality hit in - that I am a gross individual who tries to be girly and I fail miserably.

I get in the shower, and my lower back started to itch.
So, I went back to scratch the itch away, when I felt these little balls on my lower back.
I was like "what in the world is this....?"
As I grab one of the little balls (b/c there were multiple) for closer inspection, I realized that it was balls of black cotton from my workout shorts attached to my back hair fuzz.
I have COTTON DINGLE BERRIES attached to my back.
UNREAL!!!!
I sure am a girly girl.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!